Privyet, I am Russia! Welcome to the blog, da? I've been told that I should be making more friends, so I started this blog! I post (read: reblog) random stuff, and... not much else. So become one with Russia and follow, da?((Heyo! Congrats on finding this little blog! Basically, it's everything up there, and I RP Russia (everything goes). So yeah. Enjoy your stay!))
Send me anything. Cute, sexy, dark, disturbingly deep question, anything at all - and you can ask it of the mun, the muse, both, make us argue about it, whatever you want.
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If Tumblr shuts down someday, I just want say to all my followers:
Stay gold.
- Weather forecast: 64 degrees with sunshine.
- English Person: Quick let's get the BBQ, paddling pool and deck chairs out, let me go get my shorts and flip flops oh and don't forget the sun tan cream factor 50.
- WELSH PERSON: What is this strange, bright light? Oh my God, get inside children, get inside, it could be dangerous, have we got anything to protect ourselves, no, only raincoats, oh help, what's this odd feeling, I'm not cold, it must be what we've read about... warmth.
- SCOTTISH PERSON: WIT THE FUCK IS THAT
- Texas Person: Oh God. OH GOD. WHERE DID THE WARMTH GO? JESUS SAVE US ALL. HURRY TO CHURCH AND PRAY, CHILDREN, PRAY THAT THIS FROZEN LANDSCAPE SOON THAWS.
- Florida Person: It's such a nice day outside today. Maybe...whaT THE FUCK WHY IS IT SO DAMN COLD. TIME TO BREAK OUT THE JACKETS, SCARFS, UGGS, PANTS, AND MY HAT. JESUS CHRIST WHAT--FUCK IT'S RAINING.
- Tumblr Person: Nice day for blogging.
- California Person: Oh great, more fog.
- Spirit World: Haha.
- Alaska Person: DAMN IT'S NICE OUT.
reblog this if you want 1 message that will make your night.
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- period: WAKE UP ASSHOLE, YOU GOT CRAMPS.
- period: How bout an entire chocolate cake for breakfast?
- period: How's that back pain? Feeling better? Let's fix that.
- period: Corneas glance by a VS magazine on the table. Instantly horny.
- period: Find a cookie as big as a house and eat it.
- period: See a male specimen of any kind. Instantly horny.
- period: Where's your Tic Tac box filled with ibuprofen?
- period: Got things to do? Don't care. Sleep.
- period: See a female specimen of any kind. Instantly horny.
- period: For dinner you're eating an entire bag of Reese's Peanut Butter Cups.
- period: Breeze blows by. Instantly horny.
- period: You didn't like those brand new underwear right?
- period: Yell at a puppy.
- period: Close eyes and wait for repeat tomorrow.
Anonymous asked: Aw, come on Russia! I'll... I'll give you something! Tell this little anon!
/sulking/ What, who I am liking? Or “what makes my kokoro go doki doki”? I like vodka. It makes my heart beat fast. Vodka /takes a gulp/ is good, da? As for who I am liking… you should have figured it out, da?
Anonymous asked: Who do you like?
Muse: Nyet, I will not tell!
Mun: Then I will. It’s P-
Muse: NYET. KOLKOLKOLKOL….!
Mun: DA. /evil grin/ -russia. Now excuse me while I run for my life.
Anonymous asked: What makes your kokoro go doki doki?
Ahm… vodka, maybe? Eh heh…
Send me “UNF” and I will answer these.
You are:
[] Cute.
[] Adorable.
[] Beautiful.
[] Sexy.
[] Askjdgfj.If you kissed me I would:
[] Kiss you back.
[] Be shocked.
[] Smile and laugh.
[] Push you away.
[] Slap you.If you asked me out I would say:
[] No.
[] Yes.
[] HOLY MOTHER OF GOD, YES!Can we cuddle?
[] No, thank you.
[] Yes, please.
[] Sure, why not?Sex?
[] No, thank you.
[] Yes, please.
[] Now. Right now. My bed. Hurry.
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